The writing's on the wall with these whimsical plaques. Funny sayings make life a little more civil between couples or roomates. Made of 100% brass each is polished and lacquered to resist tarnishing and will provide a lifetime of use and enjoyment. Can be used indoors or outdoors. There is no elegant way to say IF YOU DON'T SMOKE I WON'T FART but 100% polished and lacquered brass helps make it seem more civil and polite. This sign is a big hit in stink-free homes. Measures: 2 3/16 in. x 10 15/16 in.